You beautiful degenerates actually did it. Phoenix Red Dress Run 2026 is
OFFICIALLY SOLD OUT.
300+ hashers. One entire hotel. Zero muggles.
Now we count down to the chaos.
Rego is closed. The hashers are cumming. The red dresses are being acquired.
See you in September. ❤️🍺
Official event chaos runs Thursday through Sunday, with bonus hashy nonsense on both ends for the overachievers, early arrivers, and people making questionable travel choices.
Cumming in early? Same. Come ease into the weekend, grab a drink, and start making friends before the official bad decisions begin.
Get in your room, drop your bags, find your people, and remember that the whole hotel is ours. No muggles. No excuses.
Grab your wristband, collect your stuff, and immediately start making questionable decisions.
Kick off the weekend properly with trail, beer, and the first wave of “well, that escalated quickly.”
Stretch it out, air it out, and prepare your body for the nonsense ahead. Kilts encouraged. Dignity optional.
Roll in, get settled, find your people, and pretend you’re going to pace yourself.
Pool, games, drinks, music, and our very own DJ Ditch Bitch. This is where the weekend starts getting loud.
Food is included because we do want you to survive the weekend.
Wear your best red lingerie and join us for a shot crawl through the hotel. Sign-ups to host a shot will open closer to the event.
Theme: Lady in Red LingerieFor the “I swear I’m on my way” crowd. Get checked in before the main event kicks off.
Want to make some pour decisions and prove you can drink and run a whole mile? Meet us at 9am.
The main event. The reason we’re all here. Walker trail, runner trail, beer near, and red dresses strongly recommended. Dignity not included.
Theme: Red Dress RunCool down, refuel, and pretend you’re fine.
Eat. Laugh. Hear how this ridiculous red dress tradition started.
Exactly what it sounds like. Lower your expectations. Sign-ups will open closer to the event.
You didn’t think we were done, did you?
You’ll question your life choices. Do it anyway.
Coffee, recovery, and saying goodbye to your new favorite people. Unless you’re staying for more.
Still here? Beautiful. Come have one more drink with the other people who made Monday their problem.
One last round from the hotel bar before everyone crawls back to real life.
Because apparently some of you still won’t be done. Monday trail launches from the hotel bar.
