Phoenix H3 Presents
Red Dress Run 2026
Hello, World!
Red Dress Run is cumming
September 25–27, 2026 is creeping closer. Book the hotel, find the red dress, and prepare your liver accordingly.
Prizes!
Prizes!
Shenanigans!
Shenanigans!
Red Dresses!
Red Dresses!
BEER!
BEER!
Weekend Shenanigans
Official event chaos runs Thursday through Sunday, with bonus hashy nonsense on both ends for the overachievers, early arrivers, and people making questionable travel choices.
Hashy Hour
Cumming in early? Same. Come ease into the weekend, grab a drink, and start making friends before the official bad decisions begin.
Hotel Check-In Opens
Get in your room, drop your bags, find your people, and remember that the whole hotel is ours. No muggles. No excuses.
Event Check-In Opens
Grab your wristband, collect your stuff, and immediately start making questionable decisions.
Thursday Night Throwdown Hash
Kick off the weekend properly with trail, beer, and the first wave of “well, that escalated quickly.”
Kilted Yoga
Stretch it out, air it out, and prepare your body for the nonsense ahead. Kilts encouraged. Dignity optional.
Check-In Continues
Roll in, get settled, find your people, and pretend you’re going to pace yourself.
Prelube Shenanigans
Pool, games, drinks, music, and our very own DJ Ditch Bitch. This is where the weekend starts getting loud.
Dinner
Food is included because we do want you to survive the weekend.
Shot Crawl
Wear your best red lingerie and join us for a shot crawl through the hotel. Sign-ups to host a shot will open closer to the event.
Theme: Lady in Red LingerieLate Check-In
For the “I swear I’m on my way” crowd. Get checked in before the main event kicks off.
Beer Mile
Want to make some pour decisions and prove you can drink and run a whole mile? Meet us at 9am.
Red Dress Run
The main event. The reason we’re all here. Walker trail, runner trail, beer near, and red dresses strongly recommended. Dignity not included.
Theme: Red Dress RunRecovery?
Cool down, refuel, and pretend you’re fine.
Dinner + RDR Storytime
Eat. Laugh. Hear how this ridiculous red dress tradition started.
Talentless Show
Exactly what it sounds like. Lower your expectations. Sign-ups will open closer to the event.
Party Continues
You didn’t think we were done, did you?
Fatboy Hangover Trail
You’ll question your life choices. Do it anyway.
GTFO-ish
Coffee, recovery, and saying goodbye to your new favorite people. Unless you’re staying for more.
Hashy Hour
Still here? Beautiful. Come have one more drink with the other people who made Monday their problem.
Hotel Bar Hangout
One last round from the hotel bar before everyone crawls back to real life.
Lost Boobs from the Hotel Bar
Because apparently some of you still won’t be done. Monday trail launches from the hotel bar.
Phoenix RDR 2026
She’s back, baby. Bigger. Hotter. Wetter.
rego here